Five Things About Students Who Attend Public Schools

Limiting myself to secondary education.
1. Radical Dressing: You wanna see swag? you come
to any public school na there you go see where
student no they tuck in their shirts. Talk of sagging
and bragging na public school get am for naija. For
my school then na palm we dey wear go
school...stockings or whatever you call it is an
abomination to our leg
2. Ruggedness : The day I shop three thunderous
slap because one yeye guy make noise for our class
na that day I trowey gentleness put on ruggedness.
For public school you can't just be gentle.We
scattered everything scatterable till I left as the
Library Perfect Boy
3. Addiction To Pains: I no see a public school
student who no dey shop at least two strokes of the
cane in a week.Like when we dey secondary school8)
we are all addicted to pains.Even to shop cane just
they hungry us.If uno shop note someone go make
noise and at the end of the day you end up bagging
12 strokes of the cane.
4. Sociable : Yes we guys are conversationalist...
Because there is always room for mingle tingle
dingle ringle. There is room to bully others in your
class and sometimes you help your guys woo a girl.
5. Fun Filled: Since we are not condemned to
speaking English there is a great room for fun.Like
this corp member they brag say hm sabi English
then na So one day I ask am may hm tell us the
meaning of a sentence I framed up with yoruba
origin.It goes thus: the thief was an expert in
foganolism. The corp member was confused and the
class laugh deliriously.