7 Types Of Students In An Off-Campus Hostel

1. Brother John and Sister Mary
People in this category need little or no introduction.
They live the simplified triangular campus lifestyle.
From Hostel to Class to Church, then back to the
Hostel again. They wake up as early as 3am to pray
till 6 o'clock in the morning; like they're the only
humans with problems. I mean, even their guardian
angels as still wide asleep by that time! There's this
one next to my room that prays like she's having a
seizure and hiccups simultaneously. So annoying!
2. The Introverts
Honestly, I think the Federal Government needs to
establish a rehab for these set of people. You only
get to see them twice a day; when they have lectures
to attend, and when get back from school. They live
a totally mundane kind of life. Only God knows what
they do or the fun they derive from staying indoors
like forever. Maybe the are also glued to their
phones.
3. The Amebos
Darn! Nothing good comes out of these people. You
find them everywhere their attention is never
needed. They come to borrow match stick from you
only to return it 30 seconds later. As if that's not
enough, you hear a knock 2minutes after their
previous escapade. Now they want your pen! All
these unthinkable display of mental retardation just
because they want to have an inkling of what you're
doing with your female guest. Totally infuriating.
4. The Chefs
The name says it all. At their presence, the kitchen
comes to life. Not just the kitchen, it's environs too.
You can perceive the aroma of their handiwork from
a mile away. The taste of the harvest of their talent is
also everything to write home about. I call these
people "The Live Savers and The Live Takers". They
do the former when they voluntarily offer you a
plate of whatever it is they're cooking. You can't
imagine the joy that follows when they do this. Lol
5. The O.B.O
This is the lad/lass that has the tightest wardrobe,
classic ride, well furnished apartment, cute babe
e.t.c. Lest I forget, just like Ice Prince, they don't
wear a shoe twice too. Lol
6. The Playboys
These people don't have friends of the same gender
at all; except, of course, their fellow playboys. They
come into the hostel with different varieties of
babes. Please don't even try telling me they all come
around for Chemistry Tutorial! Tall, short, fat,
chubby, skinny, midgets, dwarfs, hookers and even
innocent Deeper life girls that want to preach their
usual gospel to them. Oh well, enough said.
7. Kindly add yours.
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