Hilarious But True Laws Of Life You Didn't Know

Hilarious Laws Which You Have Not Studied In
Schools!!!
↠Law of Equality :
The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get
ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to the time
taken by husband when he says 'I'll call you in 5
minutes!
↠Law of Queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will
start to move faster than the one you are in now.
↠Law of Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a
busy tone.
↠Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your
nose will begin to itch.
↠Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.
↠Bath Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the
telephone rings.
↠Law of Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't
want to be seen with.
↠Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will.
↠Law of Bio mechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional
to the reach.
↠Theatre Rule:
People with the seats at the farthest from the
entry arrive last.
↠Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold.
↠Law of Proposal :
After you accept a proposal you will get a better
one.
↠Law of Relativity:
Sit with a beautiful woman whom you are
planning on getting her digits and it seems like
1sec, before you put up a request she had walked
away.
↠Law of Toilet:
The Sh.i.t starts coming out when you are getting
closer to the toilet.
↠Law of Time:
The time started running faster whenever you are
in a haste