Nigerians Back On Kenya Vs Nigeria On Twitter. See Funny tweets (Photos)

Misplaced priorities on both sides
So it's the visit of one pale skinned oyinbo man (Mark zukerberg) to both countries that caused all this unnecessary ruckus
few days i saw kenyanVSnigerian tweets on twitter..It really got me thinking that Nigerians are always proud no matter the situations they are facing...  Lol




Kenyan flag looks like a Native DOCTOR complimentary card #KenyaVsNigeria



[ Kenyans are good at Marathon because only 5% of their citizens own cars...others trek or run to where ever they are going #KenyaVsNigeria




 Obama is the best Marathon runner ever, he ran from Kenya to the USA just to run away from poverty #KenyaVsNigeria


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 Kenyans actually have a huge movie industry.. it's called Nat Geo wild #KenyaVsNigeria



 The only natural resources of Kenya are Obama and lupita nyogo



 D water used after bathing by a Kenyan can be used to dye a jean black..




 Kenyans still have to bleach to look like Ghanaians πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚





 You shoot a Kenyan in the dark, the bullet comes back and asks you for a flashlightπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #KenyaVsNigeria





 Kenyans are so dark that even tho they bath with JIK or HYPO they will still stain a piece of white clothing with darkness #KenyavsNigeria






 The only mineral resource Kenya has is the gold medal they won in olympics. #KenyaVsNigeria




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 How can Nigeria go into Twit war with a country that her dangerous weapons are arrow and spear #KenyaVsNigeria 




 Kenyans are so black they have no bright ideas #KenyaVsNigeria





 #KenyaVsNigeria Wen u ar walkin wit a kenyan at night, u ar walking alone.. They are to dark..







LMAO -> #KenyaVsNigeria Kenyans can never be creative. They stole two Nigerian names to form their city's name "naira" & "obi"





 Now this got me..


Kenyans will be insulting Nigeria anyhow, they don't know Dangote or Mike Adenuga can just get angry and buy their country. #KenyaVsNigeria

Abeg I nor ft laff alone


 #KenyaVsNigeria 


TEACHER : What is an Eclipse ?.. AKPOS : It is a sign that the kenyan Ancestors are waving at us from the sky. #kenyaVsNigeria


This killed me - "You shoot a Kenyan, the bullet comes back and asks for flashlight #KenyaVsNigeria"


You can say I'm Mad.. You can Curse me. I won't get angry. But if you call me a Kenyan.. Greatest insult of all time. #KenyavsNigeria


The only Mineral Resource Kenya has is the Gold they won in the Olympics #KenyavsNigeria


What Nigerians are doing to Kenyans has deviated from our cultural part. We're taught to always respect the less-privileged #KenyaVsNigeria


Kenyan women are so black,

Even their breast milk looks like crude oil.

 #KenyaVsNigeria

JESUS!!!!!!! "@AmazingDanny_: The sweat of a kenyan can serve as Engine Oil. #KenyaVSNigeria"


In U.S: Hollywood

In India: Bollywood

In  Nigeria: Nollywood

In Kenya: Firewood


#KenyaVsNigeria

#Pack 10 kenyas in a bus, and the bus be looking like its tinted. #KenyaVsNigeria


Heard a king in Kenya is referred to as "HIS ROYAL DARKNESS"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #KenyaVsNigeria


Though Ghanians are black like darkness, but Kenyans are still ancestors to them, Kenyans are black like used engine oil #kenyavsnigeria πŸ˜‚

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